Sedang Enak Merokok Dihampiri Menag, Jemaah: Saya Ngaku Salah

Zaky Mubaraq
By Zaky Mubaraq August 23, 2017 23:16

Sedang Enak Merokok Dihampiri Menag, Jemaah: Saya Ngaku Salah

Secangkir kopi menemani suasana pagi hari Pak Maksum (69) jemaah haji asal Kendal, Jawa Tengah. Sambil selonjoran di lobi lantai 5 Pak Maksum begitu meresapi setiap hisapan rokok yang dinyalakannya.

Selang beberapa menit, dia dikejutkan dengan kedatangan rombongan dan dipenuhi wartawan yang membawa kamera. Ternyata yang datang adalah Menteri Agama Lukman Hakim yang sedang blusukan ke hotel 617, Rabu (23/8).

“Sepertinya kedatangan saya mengganggu kenyamanan Pak Maksum,” gurau Menag saat memergoki Pak Maksum yang sedang asyik merokok.

“Saya ngaku salah Pak,” timpal Pak Maksum dengan logatnya yang membuat orang melihat terbahak tertawa.

Menag pun lantas mengajak Pak Maksum dan jemaah lainnya bercengkrama dan menanyakan kepuasan pelayanan jemaah haji.

“Bagaimana konsumsi rasanya Pak, enak tidak,” tanya Menang yang memakai koko putih dan peci hitam.

Pak Maksum pun spontan menimpali pertanyaan Menag, “Enak Pak terimakasih sukron, sukron sukron.”

“Ya itu bukan dari saya, tapi uangnya dari Bapak juga, uang haji,” ungkap Menag.

Sebelum meninggalkan pemondokan, Menag pun menasehati Pak Maksum agar tidak merokok di dalam hotel.

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